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Angelina’s Wide Stance

Prediction: Someone, somewhere, will show up at a Halloween party this October with a mannequin leg sticking out of a long dress

The intertubes have been all abuzz about the weird pose affected by Ms. Jolie, not only on the red carpet, but also on stage, during Sunday’s Oscars.  Several theories have been advanced to try to explain it, but I think I have figured it out: 
 
Yeast infection. 
 
Oh yes, I said it. 
 
If the vadge was in need of a good airing-out, perhaps Ms. Jolie should have called upon our friend, Hello Kitty, for assistance.  A wind has got to be more effective than the mere breeze that can be achieved with that pose:

Don't even ask

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  1. February 28, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Best thing is that it’s 24h INTENSIVE. Nothing like an all-day pussy wind to keep you feeling fresh.

  2. lytanorman
    March 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I want some of that pussy wind. Where do I buy it? Find it for me, Jaffner, find it. And NO, it’s not for my own personal use. Just a great gag gift for a friend.

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