I Detect A Theme
Apparently there are some folks out there who can’t think of Santa without also thinking of shit:
This is being offered for sale at Wal-Mart. You know, the fine folks who safeguard our “family values” by refusing to sell Harry Potter books.
Somehow I fail to see how someone saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” is a cause for outraged butthurt, while turning Santa into the Shithouse Troll is not.
I fully expect to see a new inflatable appear on the market next year, featuring Santa with his pants around his ankles, sodomizing Rudolph. Whose nose, of course, will light up in sync with Santa’s rhythm.