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Porn (without clothes)

Jaffner, I told my youngest son today that he needed to grow out of his flatulent sense of humor, but I must admit that this blog of yours brings out the puerile in me.

Because this just makes me laugh…

It gets worse, folks — choad is a top winner, toe-sucking sisters are prominent, and giant walking penis makes an appearance. What was the person searching for “sister smells like ashtray” hoping to find? Surely the mom Googling Fraggle Rock birthday cakes was in for a surprise.

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  1. September 25, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    These search terms are so great, I’m laughing out loud as I type this and now I’m sure hubby is wondering what’s going on.

    But, gosh, I understand that one searcher’s concerns: Pennis porn with clothes is SO DISAPPOINTING.

  2. September 25, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Not if the organ in question has a cute little outfit.

  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard
    September 26, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    giant walking penis makes an appearance

    You did a post on Scott Walker?

    Surely the mom Googling Fraggle Rock birthday cakes was in for a surprise.

    I don’t think it was a mom- Fraggle Rock hasn’t been on in many, many years.

  4. September 28, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    most of my searches are some permutation of “Calm the fuck down.”

    • BDay
      September 28, 2011 at 11:38 pm

      most of my searches are to check spelling or connotation

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