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PERRYPALOOZA!

Well, it’s official now:  the GOP has the obligatory dumb Texan candidate for the presidency; this one gets bonus points for conspicuously aping the last dumb Texan to run in both diction and physical gesture.

In keeping with my long tradition of trying to help out GOP candidates whenever possible, I’ve put together a few bumperstickers for Mr. Perry:

One that asks, “remember how you felt 4 years ago?”
One to remind people that Perry’s hair is an entity unto itself – and probably a smarter and more competent one than Perry
Another one to remind people of our recent brush with disaster

Expect relentless media fellating of the Texas goober’s record on “job creation”; absent, of course, any mention of the fact that all the jobs created were of the minimum wage variety.  If’n it’s good enough for them heartlanders, by gum, it’s good enough for the rest of us!  Also expect to hear no mention of the fact that, for all of Perry’s appeals for divine intervention to end his state’s drought/improve our economy/etc., the Almighty has turned a cold shoulder.  Yeah, that’s right – God hates Rick Perry, and He’ll hate the rest of us too if we make him president.

 
And we’ll deserve it.
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  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard
    August 15, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Yeah, that’s right – God hates Rick Perry, and He’ll hate the rest of us too if we make him president.

    God’s just jealous of that hair.

    • jennofark
      August 15, 2011 at 6:43 pm

      As you should know better than anyone, hair is vastly overrated. ;)

  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard
    August 16, 2011 at 11:22 am

    Damn straight! Especially when one’s toxic hair care products leach into one’s brain.

  3. Whale Chowder
    August 23, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    our recent brush with disaster

    I see what you did here.

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