- Bobo Cuts and Runs
That’s about the best I can come up with…mostly because this is exactly the same expression I would have on my face if that was me and I had just sprayed a goodly amount of Liquid Ass on my way down the stairs. If we photoshopped in a bunch of panicked, fleeing Japanese people, it could be Gingrichzilla. There’s something literally cartoonish in the image of Gingrich. The Shite Man Cometh? Glengarry Glen Gingrich? Newt Descending a Staircase, not to be confused with this Marcel Duchamp masterpiece?
Nude Descending a Staircase (No. 2)
Help me out here, none of these are getting it for me. That photo definitely deserves a snarky caption from the best and brightest out there.
Update: Still no takers, eh? I haven’t come up with any winners in the interim, either, though I have imagined what Bobo’s saying to the guy on the phone: “Yeah, it was totally flaming! OMG, he’s scraping it off his SHOE on the steps! SHIT, he’s looking at me! I gotta go, man, I’m about to piss my pants this is so goddamned funny…”