This just moved to the top of my holiday gift-buying list:
I’m generally not all that much into fart humor, but this review got my gears turning:
Jeff S. Grainger (reading, pa)
Well, i just found out 2 days ago my job was being outsourced. I bought 3 of these bottles and have been making mischief ever since. The best stunt to date was going to the executive area elevator and spraying half the bottle on board, so some new clientel coming in could get some great first impressions of the place. They called two members of the cleaning staff to take out the carpet and wipe the elevator down. So i just made a second trip in the elevator and applied some more. This stuff really smells bad! My next trip will be to discreetly sit in the executive lobby and spray down those oh so fancy leather chairs that the VP’s and higher ups like to use. Perhaps next a trip to the executive board room right before that important teleconference. The possibilities are endless i tell ya. Your guaranteed to get a good laugh out of this stuff.
Oh, yeah. Smell my pain, motherfuckers!!
As for what I’d like to get, I’m of an age where I mostly only want stuff I need. Like a newer car, a new fridge, a new microwave. You know, stuff that no one is going to buy for me. I kind of pick up the little stuff that I need as I go along, so I’m always at a loss as to anything I need or want. Even with books I never know what I’m going to read next until I go to the bookstore and browse to see what looks interesting. Though I did find one thing that would be cool as shit to have:
Just looking at this thing gives you the willies, doesn’t it? Imagine walking out the front door and having one of these staring at you from the porch. As bad as Liquid ASS may be, I think this would stay with someone a lot longer. It just looks like a curse, don’t you think?