Consumed with unblogging things. So cut loose with some backstory here.
How about – Grandma is over there puking because she broke a cardinal rule of drinking – namely – don’t mix W.E. Garrett Mild Sweet Scotch Snuff with beer. Aunt Edna is worried that someone will see this picture of her reaching for the liquor stash and realize that is the exact same outfit she wore earlier today for her Church of the White Trash Assembly of God directory photo. And Dwight is just pissed because his Ford Torino slung a rod and now he “cain’t go to thuh deeyuscoh.” No caption – just my SWAG concerning the backstory.
I think the caption should be “What happens when the Dodd family gets into mother’s little ‘helpers.'” But that’s just off the top of my head.
Granny should have reached for the Keystone Light.
Smooth-brewed Keystone Light is always smooth…like Keith Stone.
Seriously, I think that’s the Keith Stone dude in that pic.
The notorious Sistrunk Sisters, Wilma and Sophie (Alda took the picture). Guy’s name is ‘Roscoe’. He was the escort they ordered up for the night. Parts of his body were later found scattered across 3 counties.
“once you go Granny, you never want a tight fanny”
Good jebus, I think the orange lady is a Picasso study.
“OK. I think I am ready to do actor’s mom”.
“OK, Ferdie, Grace is barfing. So drink the rest of this, and then Carlos here…. “[fade out] World’s least successful beer commercial.
Regardless of the twisted pictures being posted on It’s a Dysfunctional Life, I still prefer the Dysfunctional Family Circus, dammit.
ZOMBIES!!ZOMBIES!!! SWEET LIVING JEBUS, THE ZOMBIES ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
“3 Weird Sisters”
Luvverboy is thinking, “I can’t believe she fell for the oldest lie in the book at her age.”
Oh, dude….that’s SICK!!!
“Damn, too much roofie.”
Backstage at the Rappin’ Granny competition.
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