She Turned Me Into a Newt!
…I got better.
Ok, so she’s NOT a witch.
But her dad was a clown. Though he never made the Bozo Big Time – he was more like Bozo the Temp:
…he confirmed that yes, he was Bozo, but not an official, full-time certified Bozo, more of a part-time Bozo.
“To be an official Bozo, you had to go to a special school in Texas,” explained Mr. O’Donnell.
You don’t say.
On reflection, perhaps Christine’s multiple resume embellishments are perfectly understandable, what with having seen up-close and personal the damage “assistant clown” did to her father’s vitae.