Maybe We Can Use Them Against the Monkey Soldiers
Via Balloon Juice:
“Monkey annoyance experts”? As for “advanced methods of enraging monkeys,” I’m guessing its course code is at least a 301 – this is way beyond the 101 “throwing poop” level Intro to Poop-Throwing 101 (I hate myself when I miss the obvious on the first go-round).
Oh well, I say we should just use it to our advantage. If nothing else, perhaps the monkeys will shoot at the squirrels and forget all about killing American soldiers.
Watch for Gretchen Carlson’s update on “What Patriotic Squirrels are Doing to Win the War on Terror”, complete with a photoshop of what a flying squirrel tormenting a monkey might look like.
Aren’t you glad Fox is getting their front-row seat in the WH press room, so they can ask the tough questions about our efforts to combat the Monkey Menace?