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Our roundup of some of last week’s highlights:

Sirius Lunacy said,

July 20, 2010 at 21:46

and there’s Mona Charen, still picking her nose…

Picking a nose is not something that should be rushed. Once you pick your nose, it’s your nose for life.

Sadly, No!, 7/20/10

actor212 said,

July 20, 2010 at 22:11

Kids today pppft, don’t even know what a RickRoll is, and get the fuck off my lawn also.

In my day, we had to walk seven miles uphill in both directions thru five feet of snow under a blazing hot summer sun to get Rickrolled. Kids these days have it easy!

Sadly, No!, 7/20/10

N__B said,

July 21, 2010 at 2:45

Although there were poems about sphincters tonight.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art round and variable in size, like the sun.

Sadly, No!, 7/20/10

 The Naked Liberal Fascist said,

July 22, 2010 at 3:51

You know, the GOP probably would piss away a House majority on endless witch-hunts, which I guess is preferable to them actually enacting their twisted agenda like they did once they no longer had The Clenis as a shiny object to distract them.

Sadly, No!, 7/21/10

oh no the thread is dangerously on-subject said,

July 23, 2010 at 0:57

This looks like a job for Foreskin Man.

Sadly, No!, 7/22/10

Pupienus Maximus said,

July 23, 2010 at 1:43

It’s all well and good to say Andrew Breitbart should have done more due diligence

I love how the word “more” just stands out there in this sentence fragment.

Charlie I mean Andy McCarthy is a lawyer, yes? The pedant in me delights in pointing out that “more due diligence” is oxymoronic. Due diligence is whatever diligence is due for the situation. One cannot do more due diligence. Fucking pinhead gasbag shitwad.

Sadly, No!, 7/22/10

Leeds man

Also, in general I think people should spend more time alone and quiet. 

This is why I love you, and think you are almost as sorry a bastard as I am. Oh dear, you caught me in that awkward drinking stage between maudlin and belligerent. Fuck you.

alicublog, 7/23/10

R. Porrofatto said,

July 24, 2010 at 21:24

what about “penis guilt”?

I’ll admit it, my penis has a lot to be sorry for. I’d let it speak for itself but it might tell you about that night in the Denny’s parking lot with Sister Mary Dymphna and the carny troupe. But take my word for it.

Sadly, No!, 7/24/10

Bitter Scribe said,

July 25, 2010 at 0:54

Obama was obviously clinically delusional to believe that a black man could be elected President. And the fact that he carried out his delusion makes him a clinical psychopath who is extremely dangerous. I believe that he should be impeached and imprisoned, and I should get an honorary Ph.D. for using the words “clinical” and “clinically” so well.

Sadly, No!, 7/24/10

July 25th, 2010 at 11:31 am

Davis X. Machina

For corpotations, the only legitimate role of the State is, and always has been, to provide a police escort for their getaway car.

Balloon Juice, 7/25/10

Angry Geometer said,

July 26, 2010 at 1:01

This movie gives me an idea: an action flick about two US presidents, one white and a total loose cannon, one black and kind of a square and only a few days away from retirement. The crazy white one gets them into some sort of a predicament. The predicament gets resolved. Then there is an Aerosmith song.

Sadly, No!, 7/25/10

robert green said,

July 26, 2010 at 5:44

i laughed so hard i shit someone else’s pants. hopefully hugh hewitt’s.

Sadly, No!, 7/26/10

Thanks as always to this week’s worthy contestants.

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  1. Whale Chowder
    July 27, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    I am bitterly disappointed that I did not make the list.

    *note to self*

    Double down on the stupid and pointless comments in the hope that Jennifer will touch your penis post one in the comments out of context.

    • jennofark
      July 27, 2010 at 5:50 pm

      I seem to recall that you’ve made more than one of these lists, but what can I say? Fate, she is a fickle bitch. You may have posted the funniest comment ever in the history of the internets somewhere this week, and I just didn’t see it, and also, this stuff is not exactly scientifical – I pretty much grab whatever strikes MY funny bone; there’s plenty more that is either funny but too long or part of a back and forth where it doesn’t stand alone all that well, and etc.

      Fear not; I’m sure you are destined for future “comments out of context” greatness, such as it is.

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