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Comments Out of Context

A few days late this week; it’s been a busy one and with the long holiday weekend, it seems that a lot of folks took time off from the internets to enjoy real life, so not as many people commenting as usual.  Which didn’t affect the quality of this week’s winners, merely the quantity.  So here are this week’s entries, some of them stars ‘n stripes themed in keeping with the holiday:

N__B said,

June 29, 2010 at 16:20

Fucking nouncing. How does it work?

You see, Timmy, when a verb and an adjective love each other very much and want little pronouns, first they do something called “fucking.”

Sadly, No!, 6/29/10

Substance McGravitas said,

June 29, 2010 at 21:23

History channel has sent multiple expeditions

They keep scaring the Bigfootses away with all those Hitlers.

Sadly, No!, 6/29/10

thousands said,

June 29, 2010 at 21:30

Awww. It’s like the porny version of Touched by an Angel.

Touched by an Uncle ?

Sadly, No!, 6/29/10

tigris said,

June 29, 2010 at 23:44

My main problem with most cryptozoologists is their lack of attention to The Buttocks.

Sadly, No!, 6/29/10

Ted the Slacker said,

July 2, 2010 at 14:20

How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, if the lightbulb needed changing the market would have done it already.

Sadly, No!, 7/2/10

 S. cerevisiae said,

July 4, 2010 at 19:32

Isn’t today the day we celebrate Jesus writing the Constitution?

Sadly, No!, 7/4/10

 mass July 4th, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Just like every July 4, i went out to celebrate America’s birthday. Of course me and America had WAY too many tequilas.

One thing led to another, and the next thing you know I’m naked in bed with scratches on my back and a tax break, while America’s puking all over my bathroom.

I feel like such a Republican.

TBogg, 7/4/10

 Chris Vosburg

“making ‘offers you can’t refuse’ may be a great way to run the mob, but it is no way to run a country.” 
 
Oh, now I get it; he’s President Superfly.

Alicublog, 7/6/10

As always, h/t to this week’s worthy contestants.

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