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A great collection from the past week. Keep them coming, kids!  And following, several very disturbing photos.  You have been warned.

LittlePig said,
May 16, 2010 at 21:44

“my parents’ cat used to eat tinsel off the tree and then would shit out tinsel-laced cat turds that would dangle off its ass like tin cans from a wedding limo.”

If that’s a surprise then you must not have spent many Christmases with cats in the house.

Seeing tinsel hanging out a cat’s ass is one of the joys of the season.

Sadly, No! 5/16/10

Snorghagen said,
May 17, 2010 at 3:27

Needs more RoboGeisha. H/T Dennis Hartley at Digby’s joint.
One of the Seattle Film Festival flics that Hartley mentions:
“…the first documentary to examine the world of… yodeling lesbian twins.”

At long last!

Sadly, No! 5/16/10

DocAmazing

I think what the Freepers are trying to say is that giving away tampons is bleeding the school of funds and we must take steps to plug this leak. The issue clearly has some of them uptight; I think we need to slow down and fully absorb what they are saying. After all, the students at Harvard Law paid for a legal education–no strings attached.

Alicublog, 5/13/10

The Editors Says:
May 16, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I’m not reading all these fuck you

The Poor Man Institute, 5/16/10

Roger Ailes
The Miss USA people were concerning that if a Christian was selected, they wouldn’t own the rights to her inevitable sex tape.
Alicublog, 5/17/10

ortho_bob
That’s not a big tent. That’s his pants.

Alicublog, 5/17/10

John Revolta said,
May 18, 2010 at 5:47

sometimes the bunnies bite back

This is totally going on my tombstone

Sadly, No! 5/17/10

vacuumslayer said,
May 18, 2010 at 22:26

“Mark my word. Hezbollah is laughing at us, tonight,” Schlussel raged.

Don’t you get it, man?!! This is the perfect for Hezbollah to infiltrate–through beauty pageants! THINK ABOUT IT.

Are you scoffing…or did I just blow your fucking mind?

Sadly, No! 5/18/10

Woodrowfan said,
May 18, 2010 at 23:24

My chum Wendy literally kissed her Obama bumper sticker right before my unbelieving eyes.

Worst Penthouse Letter EVER!~

Sadly, No! 5/18/10

Smut Clyde said,
May 18, 2010 at 23:51

Smut, that looks like a TOY. Creepy.

Imagine how many times I have heard that.

Sadly, No! 5/18/10

Freshly Squeezed Cynic
If you want a vision of the future, imagine Patrick Swayze stamping on a human face – forever.

Alicublog, 5/18/10

Whale Chowder said,
May 19, 2010 at 19:43

How do you gracefully tell someone their website is gross and they should improve it?

WEB DESIGN, MOTHERFUCKER! HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?

Oh wait, you said “gracefully”

Sadly, No! 5/19/10

Dr.BDH Says:
May 20, 2010 at 11:29 am

I suggest that we hereafter call all conservative think tanks/astroturf orgs/wingnut welfarers “Koch Suckers.”

The Poor Man Institute, 5/20/10

Remember when I mentioned the photos of the hirsute man in speedos which were originally posted in the Something Awful Forums?

Just be glad I didn't select "full size" for the image

Makes you wish for one of those "magic pens" the Men in Black carry, doesn't it?

There can be no logical explanation as to the “why” of these photos, so somehow they seem to fit with a bunch of quirky comments pulled out of context.  Except for the fact that you may forget some of the comments, while these images, unfortunately, will be with you for a lifetime.
 
You’re welcome.
h/t to all the worthy commenters in this week’s edition
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  1. not a gator
    May 23, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    A beautiful collection of wtf and snark, especially the tampon post. Thank you, Jennifer.

    And just for the record, the speedo-gun-manhood guy pics (which I have seen before), is, to me, much more strange and confounding than the infamous (and frankly overhyped) goatse image.

  2. May 24, 2010 at 5:20 am

    Jen,

    on the thread about the cats eating tinsel was a comment that sorta went:

    ‘-turd covered in tinsel-‘
    That’s no way to refer to Lady GaGa!

    or something like that. I laughed.

  3. BDay
    May 24, 2010 at 7:09 am

    dammit, Jaffner! I had almost forgotten the details! (wasn’t there one with a kitten, too? or was that some other vile image?)

    • jennofark
      May 24, 2010 at 8:31 am

      The ones with the kitten heads were photoshops by The Editors over at The Poor Man Institute.

  4. jim
    May 24, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    What really blows me away is the dress-shoes in the first picture … makes me think this is a “Casual Friday” at the office gone horribly, horribly wrong.

    • jennofark
      May 24, 2010 at 1:14 pm

      Ok, I’m clipping this one for this week’s edition.

      Just so everyone knows, there are additional LULZ to be found in the photo tags when you mouse over the pictures.

  5. BDay
    May 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Dammit! I looked back at the shoes. I just couldn’t help it. I’m going to have nightmares again, I just know it. Or turn into a pillar of salt, at the very least.

  6. May 25, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    the warning was not enough.

    [whimper]

  7. Halloween Jack
    May 28, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    Oh, jesus, is he posing with his Guitar Hero controllers? Why, I do believe that he is. It’s times like this that I truly believe that yes is the answer.

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