Butthurt Level: Massive
Shorter conservatives all over the internets, the teevee, and the radio:
There is no joy in Mudville and apparently they’re running low on Xanax as well.
Though I think I’ve got to quibble on one small detail: I’m not sure the wingularity can be breached. It’s a receding event horizon in the permanent gravitational embrace of the black hole that is Teh Stoopid; one could try to track it as it recedes but to do so is to risk falling into a Stoopid so massive, so dense, that neither light nor rational thought may penetrate. That way lies madness.
We don’t try to understand if we value our sanity; we just point and laugh.